Commissioner On A Power Trip.

For The Commissioner Whose Rules Change Near The Playoffs

The rule was clear until it affected his team. Then came the emergency interpretation, the surprise vote, and a ruling nobody remembers approving.

Deep dark roast for the tiny office, enormous authority, and suspiciously convenient timing.

Tastes like: Bakers chocolate. Caramelized sugar. Deep, velvety body.

Dark Roast · South American Blend

Smack Meter: 4/5 · Scorched Earth

Nutrition Facts

• Emergency Rulings: Convenient
• Votes Recounted: Until Correct
• Goalposts Moved: Several
• Conflicts Of Interest: Ignored
• Power Corrupted: Obviously