Nice Reach, Asshole.

For The Manager Drafting Next Month's Waiver Claim In Round Three

Your guy had a fifth-round ADP. You took him in the third because you had a feeling and access to absolutely no new information.

Rich cocoa, toasted nuts, and the bitter aftertaste of hearing 'you probably could've waited' from the entire room.

Tastes like: Rich cocoa. Toasted nuts. Full-bodied.

Medium-Dark Roast · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico

Smack Meter: 5/5 · League-Ending

Nutrition Facts

• Rounds Reached: 2 Too Soon
• ADP Ignored: Confidently
• Room Reactions: Audible
• Value Preserved: None
• Pick Defended: Aggressively