Start/Sit Your Ass Down.

For The Manager Who Asked Everyone And Still Chose Wrong

Six analysts, three friends, two coin flips, and one last-minute gut call. Naturally, you ignored the only answer that was right.

Balanced medium roast for the weekly ritual of outsourcing a decision and owning none of the result.

Tastes like: Rich praline sweetness. Smooth body. Perfectly balanced.

Medium Roast · Sourced from Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala

Smack Meter: 4/5 · Scorched Earth

Nutrition Facts

• Opinions Collected: 6
• Correct Answers Ignored: 1
• Lineup Changed: 12:59
• Points Lost: Enough
• Question Asked Again: Next Week