You Didn't Tank. You Just Suck.

For The Last-Place Finisher With Fourteen Excuses

Rebuilding is intentional. This was not. You started the wrong players, ignored waivers, and renamed the collapse a strategy.

Deep dark roast for the manager whose master plan looks exactly like finishing last by accident.

Tastes like: Bakers chocolate. Caramelized sugar. Deep, velvety body.

Dark Roast · South American Blend

Smack Meter: 5/5 · League-Ending

Nutrition Facts

• Strategic Losses: Allegedly
• Actual Bad Decisions: 14
• Trade Value Created: None
• Toilet Trophies Earned: 1
• Rebuild Timeline: Indefinite