You Drafted Like Shit.

For The Manager Who Built A Team Entirely From Panic

Six running backs, no plan, a defense before anyone needed one, and a kicker you could not stop talking about.

This French roast is dark, blunt, and still somehow more balanced than the roster you assembled.

Tastes like: Bittersweet chocolate. Toasty. Bold and full-bodied.

French Roast (Dark) · Sourced from Brazil

Smack Meter: 5/5 · League-Ending

Nutrition Facts

• Roster Balance: Illegal
• Panic Picks: Back-To-Back
• Starting Tight Ends: Maybe
• Draft Board Consulted: Never
• Season Outlook: Condolences