Bench Your Fucking Self.

For The Manager Whose Best Lineup Never Left The Bench

Your bench dropped thirty. Your starters combined for a respectful apology. You lost by four.

A brutally dark roast for the only manager talented enough to outcoach himself.

Tastes like: Bittersweet chocolate. Toasty. Bold and full-bodied.

French Roast (Dark) · Sourced from Brazil

Smack Meter: 5/5 · League-Ending

Nutrition Facts

• Bench Points: 30
• Margin Of Loss: 4
• Obvious Starts Missed: All
• Screenshots Received: Immediate
• Coach To Blame: You