Bid Against Yourself.

For The Player Nobody Else Bid On

You spent forty-two dollars because you knew the room. The room spent zero dollars because it knew the player.

A smooth medium roast with praline sweetness and the expensive finish of imaginary competition.

Tastes like: Rich praline sweetness. Smooth body. Perfectly balanced.

Medium Roast · Sourced from Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala

Smack Meter: 4/5 · Scorched Earth

Nutrition Facts

• Winning Bid: $42
• Next Highest Bid: $0
• Market Read: Imaginary
• Bench Spots Filled: Needlessly
• Value Captured: Technically