Congrats. Now Be Unbearable.

For The Winner Making One Trophy Everyone's Problem

Take the victory lap. Post the screenshot. Change the group-chat photo. Just know the league started rooting against you before the trophy arrived.

A smooth celebration roast for the champion committed to squeezing twelve months of attention from one good Sunday.

Tastes like: Rich praline sweetness. Smooth body. Perfectly balanced.

Medium Roast · Sourced from Brazil, Colombia & Guatemala

Smack Meter: 3/5 · Personal Foul

Nutrition Facts

• Celebration Posts: Ongoing
• Group Photo Changed: Immediately
• Old Takes Reposted: Selective
• League Patience: Expired
• Repeat Expected: By You