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$24.00
For The Manager Mathematically Eliminated From Respect
The playoffs are gone. The consolation bracket is insulting. Your healthiest decision is finally the obvious one.
A bright light roast for the peaceful morning after you stop checking a team that stopped trying weeks ago.
Tastes like: Blackberry acidity. Caramel sweetness. Hints of plum and black tea.
Light Roast · Sourced from Ethiopia, Guatemala & Brazil
Smack Meter: 5/5 · League-Ending
Nutrition Facts
- Playoff Odds: Mercifully Zero
- Push Alerts Muted: All
- Roster Checked: Why
- Screen Time Recovered: Significant
- App Reinstalled: Next August