Fuck Your Projection.

For The Favorite Who Chose To Lose

The app loved you. The experts loved you. Your win probability glowed like destiny right up until your team touched the field.

Dark chocolate and caramelized sugar for anyone learning that a projection is just confidence wearing a decimal point.

Tastes like: Bakers chocolate. Caramelized sugar. Deep, velvety body.

Dark Roast · South American Blend

Smack Meter: 4/5 · Scorched Earth

Nutrition Facts

• Pregame Confidence: Obnoxious
• Projected Margin: +18
• Actual Outcome: Humbling
• Miracle Plays Allowed: Just Enough
• Model Blamed: Immediately