Lucky As Shit.
Whole Bean
$24.00
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Lucky As Shit.
$24.00
For The Champion Carried By Everyone Else's Injuries
Your opponents lost starters, tiebreakers, and basic motor function exactly when you needed them to. You call that roster construction.
Bright blackberry, caramel sweetness, and the clean finish of walking untouched through everyone else's disasters.
Tastes like: Blackberry acidity. Caramel sweetness. Hints of plum and black tea.
Light Roast · Sourced from Ethiopia, Guatemala & Brazil
Smack Meter: 4/5 · Scorched Earth
Nutrition Facts
- Opponent Injuries: Convenient
- Tiebreakers Won: All
- Skill Claimed: Maximum
- Adversity Faced: Minimal
- Ring Accepted: Obviously