One Title. Shut The Fuck Up.

For The Luckiest Asshole In The League

You won once. One time. Yet every waiver claim, trade, and unrelated dinner conversation now begins with 'as the reigning champion.'

Dark, velvety coffee for the title holder turning one trophy into a permanent personality disorder.

Tastes like: Bakers chocolate. Caramelized sugar. Deep, velvety body.

Dark Roast · South American Blend

Smack Meter: 5/5 · League-Ending

Nutrition Facts

• Titles Won: 1
• Times Mentioned: Daily
• Unrelated Chats Hijacked: All
• Humility Displayed: 0
• Will Shut Up: No