Pay Your Fucking Dues.

For The Commissioner Babysitting Twelve Grown Adults

The draft date was six weeks ago. The payment link still works. Somehow eleven employed adults need a personal collections department.

Rich cocoa and toasted nuts for the commissioner doing unpaid labor to fund a prize pool everyone plans to win.

Tastes like: Rich cocoa. Toasted nuts. Full-bodied.

Medium-Dark Roast · Sourced from Brazil & Mexico

Smack Meter: 5/5 · League-Ending

Nutrition Facts

• Payment Reminders: 70
• Adults Chased: 11
• Prize Pool Funded: Almost
• Excuses Received: Creative
• Commissioner Salary: $0