Season Over, Dumbass.

For The Season That Ended Before The Group Chat Noticed

The bracket moved on without you. The contenders stopped replying. Even the consolation ladder feels optimistic.

A dark, toasty funeral roast for a fantasy season that died quietly and was immediately replaced by excuses.

Tastes like: Bittersweet chocolate. Toasty. Bold and full-bodied.

French Roast (Dark) · Sourced from Brazil

Smack Meter: 5/5 · League-Ending

Nutrition Facts

• Weeks Remaining: Too Many
• Meaningful Games: 0
• Notifications Opened: None
• Draft Prep Resumed: Already
• Dignity Remaining: See You Next Year