Stupid Trade, Jackass.

For The Manager Who Got Fleeced And Called It Strategy

You traded a weekly starter for a bench stash and a paragraph about upside. Then you asked the group chat to let it play out.

It played out. You got fleeced, the screenshots are permanent, and this dark roast is the only fair return you are getting.

Tastes like: Bittersweet chocolate. Toasty. Bold and full-bodied.

French Roast (Dark) · Sourced from Brazil

Smack Meter: 5/5 · League-Ending

Nutrition Facts

• Trade Value Lost: All Of It
• Paragraphs Defending It: 6
• Managers Who Approved: Just You
• Receipts Saved: Forever
• Lesson Learned: Absolutely Not